Alright you filthy people!
We are back in business.
Why, yes I did have a nice vacation. A souvenir? Does my rock hard boner count?
Seriously, my buddy Pete gave me a cock and balls squirt gun for my birthday. Now I have TWO boners.
Speaking of boners, if you like sex toys this is an amazingly wonderful site to buy them from:
Each and every product has a review, a safety rating, customer reviews and shots of the toy at actual size! That is what I call quality assurance.