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Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Why hello!

Welcome to the brand new Chester 5000 xyv website!

Holy crap I spent a lot of time trying to figure out this wordpress nonsense so that I could have Chester available for you folks again!
Thanks in no small part to eric who is GENIUS.

For anyone who used to read Chester on, thanks for finding your way back to him, you win boners!
For anyone who hasn’t seen the comic before, welcome! (don’t tell those other guys, but you also win boners!)

My plans for this site include more Chester comics, plus eventually getting all of my filthy archive of comics from my Fantagraphics anthologies and Dirty Limericks on here somewhere, or possibly under a new blog? Who knows! Apparently I have a high tolerance for pain when it comes to my comics and fucking things up in word press.

Anyway, be sure to check out my livejournal (under blog over on the side there–>) where you will find lots of updates, art and constant bitching from me.

sexy times!


Monday, April 13th, 2009

I just wanted to let you guys know since it isn’t writen anywhere else, I update this baby on Tuesdays and Thursdays!

If you get hungry for more bullcrap you can check out my livejournal where I post various things.

I am thinking of holding some sort of art related Chester contest soon, so be on the look out!

Thanks for getting boners!


New Bonerfied comic

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Hey there. I come bearing boners.

I’ve got an new erotic comic for you. This one was based on a dream I had the other night, that’s RIGHT I even write comics WHILE I SLEEP.

Click the image to read:

It’s an interesting thing to write comics in your sleep. It’s part autobiographical comic and part erotic comic. In case you are wondering, I was the Blond boy.



Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Announcing The WIN A DATE WITH CHESTER contest!

Win fabulous prizes! Receive tremendous boners!
Celebrate Chester’s 100th page!!!

I have been doing Chester (heh) for a while now and I am coming up on the 100th page!!  So I am having a contest to celebrate!

The contest requirements:
Send a drawing, comic, painting or what-have-you of some feature you would like to see added to Chester 5000′s repertoire of sexy tools. Here’s an example of one of them:

This should not be just a close up of the feature but a “demonstration” of it’s use. Extra points for including Pricilla!
Entries do not have to be black and white, in fact go fucking nuts!

The fabulous prizes:

3rd place winner:
Both Chester mini comics

2nd place winner:
Chester Paper doll and both mini comics

1st prize winner:
A fancy print of a Chester 5000 page, a Chester paper doll and both books!

An inked drawing of you and YOUR FAVORITE Chester character gettin SAUCY. Do you have a thing for Pricilla? Does the Scientist turn your crank?
Maybe Isabell is the lady for you? YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
You also get a Chester paper doll and both books!!!!

Deadline for entries is the day I reach my 100th comic, May 21st!
You can post your entry on your blog or wherever you like but please don’t forget to email it to me here,

JessFink at !


Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Chester is 100 pages old today!

Woo hoo!

Thank you everyone for all of the fantastic submissions to the Chester contest! If you have one you are working on I will still be accepting them tomorrow, but no later!

I’ll be judging them this weekend.

Boy oh boy, they are ALL so filthy how will I decide??

contest almost up!

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Hey guys! The Contest is almost OVER!

If you have sent in a submission, make SURE you have sent it to the correct address!

JessFink AT !

If you havent gotten an email response from me I probably haven’t recieved your submission!


Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Hey everyone!

The Chester contest results are in! Come on over to my journal to check them out!

Thank you everyone for playing!!!


I have just recieved a whole slew of messages in my WordPress inbox from people trying to send submissions.

I’m sorry, my email broke in the middle of the contest and I had to set up a new one. I can however, always receive messages on my Livejournal blog, which is where I did receive one entry.

If you have an entry that didn’t make it into the contest please send it to me at JessFinkenstein at and I will make another post for you! Sorry guys!
It’s not the first time the internet has let me down.

MOCCA comic convention!

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Hey guys, sorry but there will be only one update this week! I KNOW I KNOW, but I think there is enough sexy art in the Chester contest to last you at least a bit while I make preparations for attending MOCCA on June 6th and 7th!

MOCCA is my favorite comic convention for Indie comics held in New York City!

If you are in the area you should come on down! I will have Chester books, Chester dolls and copies of my Graphic Novel We Can Fix It:

I hope to see you there!!!

Mocca Mocca Mocca!

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

As you can probably guess there is not update this week! That is because I am doing the mad dash to MOCCA the best comic book convention you have ever heard of!

I will be at the Mueseum of comic and cartoon art’s yearly comic con in New York city this weekend, held at the Lexington ave. Armory between 25th and 26th street! I will be at table 328, and I will have THINGS. Chester books, We Can Fix It books, Chester prints and all manner of goodies! If you are in town, why not stop by and say hello?


Deadlines looming…

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Hey ladies and Gents and everything in between.

Only one update again this week, I am just trying to get my head above water. So many deadlines looming, so little time!

I’ve been cooking up some Chester shirts and things to throw in the store, so stay tuned for that business.

In the mean time check out this fantastic drawing Emily Erwin did of me! Gosh and golly!

Hooray for boobies!

more of her stuff here: